From the Slobbering Darkness
(Source: slobbering)
1 week ago • 147,467 notesMi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
- person: hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven
- me: are you implying that i am satan
- person: no, i--
- me: because you're right i am
- Person: Rape is just surprise sex.
- Me: Killing you would just be giving you a surprise nap.
